Thursday, December 30, 2010

Why God Will Never Get Tenure

Why God Will Never Get Tenure


1. He published only one book.

2. It was in Hebrew.

3. It had no references.

4. He did not publish it in referenced journals.

5. Some doubt He even wrote it Himself.

6. He is not known for His cooperative work

7. Sure, He created the world, but what has He done lately?

8. He did not get permission from any review board to work with human subjects.

9. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning all the subjects.

10. When sample subjects do not behave as predicted, He deletes the whole sample.

11. He rarely comes to class - and just tells His students to read the Book.

12. It is rumored that He sometimes lets His Son teach the class.

13. Although He only has 10 requirements, students often fail His tests.

14. He expelled His first two students for learning.

15. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
http://www.gettingintogradschool.com/book/why-god-will-never-get-tenure

Saturday, December 25, 2010

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Sunday, December 19, 2010

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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

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Friday, December 10, 2010

Vejam o pavão se exibindo para mim em casa de amigos






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Sunday, December 05, 2010

Video feito por Andrea sobre a primeira turma do Curso de Especialização em Ensino de Línguas Mediado por Computador

Thursday, December 02, 2010

TV Sala